DJ, producer, drummer, mandolinist...outspoken advocate of esoteric eclectisism and prominent eccentric...Professor Bang is a busy guy. Raised on show tunes, Sinatra and modern choral music; a graduate of the Late Night Warehouse School of Production and Beatmatching; proponent of post-rock and neo-avant-noir... modesty precludes the Professor from elaborating further, but rest assured he could. While he is not a 'real' superhero, he is often called upon to act as one, mostly due to the extreme un-superness of the people around him. The craziest thing, though, is that you're still reading this. What if your boss catches you? Are you prepared to get written up for reading this on the clock? How did you even get access to a computer at Wal-Mart anyway? Aren't computers illegal in Nebraska? I went to the Midwest once...there were so many Americans and they were so fat that when I got back to San Francisco I vowed NEVER TO EAT AGAIN, EVER. I eventually did eat, of course, but not anything that would make me like...them.